I just noticed that my empty milk bottle was still on my step. But the milk had been delivered. My neighbors had warned me that the milkman had special rules. I think I left the bottle in the wrong place. Apparently he will NEVER collect three bottles.
I would hate to live in a world where everybody was perfect. I love the fact that in this country we have really odd behaviour. Sadly the current lockdown has affected some of our oddities – like the International Worm Charming festival, which was cancelled. I hope it doesn’t go the way of the Stilton cheese rolling festival.
Thankfully there are people that have managed to find new ways to express their weirdness like the postman that delivers in fancy dress. If there is one thing I don’t want during lockdown it is everything to be the same day after day.
So I am trying to introduce some randomness to my life. Today I managed to complete one and a half photo books. I have another to complete after these two. Hopefully that will be tomorrow. The rest of tomorrow will be spent in the garden.
I am also trying to introduce some randomness to other peoples lives – so if strange things happen in your life it could well be me.
And just remember, I have minions worldwide that will follow my instructions, so you cannot escape.
Anyway – I must go and put out another milk bottle for Ernie – and to celebrate more weird Britishness.