Isolation Day 53 – The New World Order

I was reading today that about 30% of americans say they will reject the vaccine when if it is available. I hear that one outlet (with links to Falun Gong) are suggesting that Fauci has invented the virus to manipulate people in to fearful obedience.

I am being sent conspiracy videos by friends. Apparently they think the New World Order is behind all this.

I can say absolutely conclusively that this is all wrong. You see I am the secret leader of the New World Order and this is not our intention. What we are doing is passing round a conspiracy theory that will prevent our opponents from accepting the vaccine – they will fall prey to the virus and our opposition will be eliminated.

And now you know it to be true because you read it on the internet.

This is as valid as any of the conspiracy theories – it has as much basis in fact. The only difference is I don’t have adverts built in to this to make money from gullible people.

I see people starting to complain about the new NHS app – and suggesting all sorts of reasons for not using it. Really? Look, if the government really wanted to track you they could without the NHS app. But please, don’t try to tell me you are important enough for them to even have an inkling of a notion that perhaps there could be a reason for them to track you.

I can assure you that we, in the New World Order, are not interested in you.

But seriously folks – just stop it. You are killing people with your stupidity.

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